Balloons on a Bookmark Scientific Evaluation:
Awesome Actors: 5/25
Oh kid who likes Bianca in 10 Things I Hate About You (movie not tv show) and Third Rock from the Sun. I thought you were Shia whatever for the first half hour. Whatevs. Ya did good.
I’m torn. I only understood about 5% of the movie. Now that 5% may possibly be the best movie I’ve ever seen, but I was still so utterly confused.
I realize this may have been the point.
Ugly Cry: 0/25
Visual Appeal: 30/25
I’m giving extra credit here, because regardless if I knew what was going on, it was probably the most visually interesting film I ever seen.
I remember it coming out and talking to people who saw. The common review was that “It was amazing, I think.” Not exactly inspiring, but quite accurate.
Lingering Thoughts: 10/10
The whole movie is a lingering thought.
Unexpected Expectations: 10/15
I expected to be confused and I was.
Movie Poster: 5/5
Could not be any better.
General Viewing Experience: 5/5
Overall Thoughts: 30/45